Just Starting Out

March 29th, 2008 by Rose

I have always bitten off little chunks of my life, like pieces of thread and sold them to whatever journal, magazine or anthology was handy at the time. Some have been songs. On these pages I’m going to try and get some of them together as well as promote the latest work. Currently it is a memoir called, A Story Of Salterton.

A few months from now I hope to have a video of ‘Salterton’ you can walk through, in case you can’t come to visit. It is a real place in the world, as real to me as it was to Robertson Davies who invented all the names for the places we will visit in the book and soon, here on the web.

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COMMONSENSE SEX

June 3rd, 2009 by Rose

Topics: Health Care, Women  
Posted: 06/03/09  Edit this song

1) O you think about romance
O you think about love
Then your brain goes ga-ga
And your mind turns mauve
So before it gets heavy
Think about what’s next
Think about a little condom
If you’re thinking sex
CHORUS
Bye bye fear
Bye bye circumstance
Hello, I’m in charge
Not takin’ a stupid chance
I’m usin’ my commonsense
2) O he doesn’t want a condom
To express his love
And he knows nothing will happen
‘Cause you’re so in love
Just show him where the door is
‘Cause it just ain’t right
When it’s you’ll have the baby
Him that’s out all night
CHORUS
3) In the old days, babies
Burdened young lives down
Before they were ready
To settle down
But now, see, with condoms
No need to fear
Safe sex is the best sex
They’ve invented, dear
CHORUS
3) So you say you wanna travel
Go and see the world
O you wanna do great things
All the tales you’ve heard
If you’ve gotta little condom
Other sex tips how
You can build yourself a great life
and it starts right now!
CHORUS

ICKY STUFF AROUND - light condom song

June 3rd, 2009 by Rose
Topics: Health Care  
Posted: 06/03/09  Edit this song

There’s Icky Stuff Around

1) As I was walkin’ down the street
Down the street, down the street
Made sure I had shoes on my feet
There’s icky stuff around!
2) Wearing a condom’s like that too
Like that too, like that too
Be sure there’s one on You-Know-Who
There’s icky stuff around!
3) Like the reason for a hat on your head
Hat on your head, hat on your head
Keeps the hot sun, bird poop off your head
There’s icky stuff around !
4) Sex’s more fun when you don’t take risks
Hug and kiss but don’t take risks
Love is the best when you don’t take risks
There’s icky stuff around!

ALL KINDS OF SEX, SAFELY

June 3rd, 2009 by Rose
Topics: Health Care, Human and Civil Rights, Women, World Issues  
Posted: 06/03/09  Edit this song

*it is important to know that safe sex isn’t just condoms. Healthy attitudes towards sex and the ability to improvise for the elderly and disabled, all play a role in this important part of life.

CHORUS
There are many good kinds of sex out there
And the safe ones the only kind for me
All the love in the world cannot help you
If you love whom you love, carelessly!

1) There are hand jobs and blow jobs, positions
Who’s on top? who’s on first, who’s with me?
Just as long as the proper precautions
Keep me safe from disease and pregnancy!
CHORUS
2) O sex is both healthy and normal
Hormones make me get hungry for more
But first I’ll take charge of what happens
Before that first knock upon my door
CHORUS
3) O I dream of the one I am loving
How we two can express all we feel
I’ll learn just how to satisfy, safely
Then I’ll know, that with us, all is well

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Tune: (old gospel - Jesus Loves Even Me) Hear tune at video link below:

Shortcut to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQAKZGeZOVc

1) O thanks to S & R, they have been here
Fifty long years at the corner, my dear
We wish they would stay but they say they cannot
They sold us good stuff and we like it a lot:
CHORUS
Bathing suits, buns, bath towels and boots
Snacks that went crunch
Something for lunch
Long johns for winter and hats for the sun
They sold us, every one!
2) Memories they’ve left us, the stories are good
We’ll miss it far more than we thought that we would
Going off to the mall’s not the same thing at all
Not just the flavour but such a long haul
CHORUS
Old elevator, four floors that would creak
Straightforward staff
Ready to laugh
New stuff and strange stuff, who knew what you’d find?
Memories left behind
3) What do you say when a landmark goes down?
Sad-ness has been going around
Heritage limestone and built by George Brown
Let’s pay more attention to Kingston’s downtown
CHORUS
It was unique, and now it is gone
Goodbye to this store
Watch out for more
Communities need to keep old things around
Save them from going down

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How PTSD Works - YOU can handle it!

May 14th, 2009 by Rose

HOW PTSD WORKS - You Can Handle It
(From years of personal experience)

(Tune: They Call The Wind, Moriah)
1) Horror’s picked itself a name
Though it’s been around for ages
Post Trauma Stress Disorder is
Our label for the rages
But it’s normal
It’s normal
When you understand, it’s normal
 
2)A crisis situation calls
For you to start reacting
When trauma comes
Emotions get
All mixed up in the action
Adrenaline
Adrenaline
Its surge, the biggest faction
 
3) The body does what bodies do
When they’re in stress and combat
It shoots the energy through you
To give you strength to do it
The body
The body
PTSD’s the body
 
4) What happens when you’re under stress
You finally learn to figure
And what events you should avoid
Because they’ll be a trigger
You’ll see them
The stressors
Understanding will get bigger

5) There is no shame in readying
To fight a major battle
When all around you, no one else
Has even heard a rattle.
No guilty
Reactions
You learn to handle surges
 
6) Not just soldiers home from war
But mothers, drivers, family
The beast’s inside us all but we
Can learn to tame it readily
We’re in charge
We’re in charge
Taming the beast will happen

TREES

April 25th, 2009 by Rose

Tune: Country Road

In our childhood
We remember
Trees around us
They were our protectors
Apple, maple
We would climb them
Gather leaves and
Shelter ‘neath their branches
CHORUS For the trees
I will stand
In this place
They belong
Leafy giants
Still protecting
And the trees
Must go on
v2) Now I’m all grown
Still I need them
Trees to shade me
Rustle when the wind blows
Birds find shelter
Home for creatures
Lullabies play
In their stirring branches
CHORUS
v3) Then our landscapes
Finally barren
Water dried up
Grasses brown and gone
Too late knowing
What the trees held
Secrets of our future
In the trees alone
CHORUS

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Addam’s Family Condoms

Topics: Health Care, Women, World Issues  Posted: 03/19/09

(Should be done lighthearted and over the top - like the teachers out of the room)
They’re latex and they’re rubber (Everyone hold one up and stretch it)
They’ll help you like no other
Don’t use them? What a nutter!!
It’s condoms now for me
(Addam’s family noises here)
v2) They just aren’t controversial
They don’t need a rehearsal
Without them - no reversal
It’s condoms now for me!
(Addam’s family weird imitations here)
v3) No condoms? What a rookie! (Make stay away gestures)
It’s icky and it’s ooky
Not using them is spooky
And AIDS may come for me!
(Addam’s family noise)

An AIDS song and 1 more Condom song

March 23rd, 2009 by Rose

AIDS

Tune: Let The Rest Of The World Go By
AIDS, we used to say
Was a thing far away
Affecting only strangers, (well, maybe Africa)
And now we see
It touches you and me
AIDS is down the street and in our homes
Like polio someday
We’ll see it go away
Healing meds to cure the folks we love
‘Till then we’re here to cheer
Researchers far and near
And help the rest of the world to see!

C-0-N-D-O-M-S

Tune: D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Our C-0-N-D-O-M-S come flavoured today
There’s licorice, peppermint and beer
New taste treats on the way!
A condom’s now a standard thing
Like shoes when out of doors
Protecting you from what I’ve got
Protecting me from yours
2) Those C-O-N-D-O-M-S
I always have near at hand
And you do too and thank you, Babe
I know you understand
It’s being that responsible
That makes me love you so
Don’t have to spell that anymore
Your actions make it show.

Topics: Government and Politics, Health Care, Women, World Issues  Posted: 03/19/09

What don’t you get when you use a condom?
You won’t get AIDS or other diseases
You’ll get to see who he really pleases
Oooo true love wears a condom now
He’ll always wear a condom now
v2)What don’t you get when you use a condom?
You’ll never have worries and doubts and testing
That’s why we’re here and we’re suggesting
True love wears a condom now
Oooo Take away the worry now
Bridge Don’t tell me what love’s all about
‘Cause I’ve been there and I’m still not out
Out of those lies that men tell ladies
I know a condom means no babies
v3)What DO you get when you use a condom?
You get a big load of satisfaction
Then there’s the cuddling without distraction
Oooo Go and get some condoms now!
True love wears a condom now!

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