Addam’s Family Condoms

Tune: The Addam’s Family

(Should be done lighthearted and over the top – like the teachers out of the room)
They’re latex and they’re rubber (Everyone hold one up and stretch it)
They’ll help you like no other
Don’t use them? What a nutter!!
It’s condoms now for me
(Addam’s family noises here)
v2) They just aren’t controversial
They don’t need [...]

AIDS
Tune: Let The Rest Of The World Go By
AIDS, we used to say
Was a thing far away
Affecting only strangers, (well, maybe Africa)
And now we see
It touches you and me
AIDS is down the street and in our homes
Like polio someday
We’ll see it go away
Healing meds to cure the folks we love
‘Till then we’re here to [...]

Topics: Government and Politics, Health Care, Women, World Issues  Posted: 03/19/09

Tune: What Do You Get When You Fall In Love?

What don’t you get when you use a condom?
You won’t get AIDS or other diseases
You’ll get to see who he really pleases
Oooo true love wears a condom now
He’ll always wear a condom now
v2)What don’t you get when [...]

Insist On A Condom

Author: Rose DeShaw
Tune: Tennessee Waltz

(Two at a time can take turns waltzing while the rest sing with condoms pinned on their hats)
I’ve got you a condom
I want you to wear it
We don’t need a baby today
The Creator has given
Us good brains for using
When our love gets us feeling, ‘that way.’
v2) A condom’s [...]

     Dick was reading Scott Symons obituary to me this morning while my hands were plunged deep into peanut butter cookie dough. I had just finished resupplying the misplaced lyrics to a granny song online, to which new lyrics had been written, trying to smooth over the old & the new, both coming from vigorous [...]