Archive for June, 2009

COMMONSENSE SEX

Wednesday June 3rd, 2009 in Condom Carols

Author: Rose DeShaw
Tune: Bye Bye Love

1) O you think about romance
O you think about love
Then your brain goes ga-ga
And your mind turns mauve
So before it gets heavy
Think about what’s next
Think about a little condom
If you’re thinking sex
CHORUS
Bye bye fear
Bye bye circumstance
Hello, I’m in charge
Not takin’ a stupid chance
I’m usin’ my commonsense
2) O he doesn’t want [...]

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ICKY STUFF AROUND – light condom song

Wednesday June 3rd, 2009 in Condom Carols

Author: Rose DeShaw
Tune: Buffalo Gals

There’s Icky Stuff Around
1) As I was walkin’ down the street
Down the street, down the street
Made sure I had shoes on my feet
There’s icky stuff around!
2) Wearing a condom’s like that too
Like that too, like that too
Be sure there’s one on You-Know-Who
There’s icky stuff around!
3) Like the reason for a hat [...]

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ALL KINDS OF SEX, SAFELY

Wednesday June 3rd, 2009 in Songs

Author: Rose DeShaw
Tune: It Wasn’t God Who Made Honkytonk Angels

*it is important to know that safe sex isn’t just condoms. Healthy attitudes towards sex and the ability to improvise for the elderly and disabled, all play a role in this important part of life.
CHORUS
There are many good kinds of sex out there
And the safe ones [...]

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