Tune: Come & Go With Me
BABY PLAN WITH ME!
Baby, no baby, baby, no baby
Bay-be, no baby
Baby, no baby, baby, no baby, baby
Ba-be, no baby, baby,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoaaaaa
I need some info
Come & go with me
Planned parenthood
I need to see
Before I’m preggers
Sort it out with me
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoaaaaa!
Get, get, get, get
Get that info clear
Tell me [...]

Author: Rose DeShaw
Tune: Bye Bye Love

1) O you think about romance
O you think about love
Then your brain goes ga-ga
And your mind turns mauve
So before it gets heavy
Think about what’s next
Think about a little condom
If you’re thinking sex
CHORUS
Bye bye fear
Bye bye circumstance
Hello, I’m in charge
Not takin’ a stupid chance
I’m usin’ my commonsense
2) O he doesn’t want [...]

Author: Rose DeShaw
Tune: Buffalo Gals

There’s Icky Stuff Around
1) As I was walkin’ down the street
Down the street, down the street
Made sure I had shoes on my feet
There’s icky stuff around!
2) Wearing a condom’s like that too
Like that too, like that too
Be sure there’s one on You-Know-Who
There’s icky stuff around!
3) Like the reason for a hat [...]

Addam’s Family Condoms

Tune: The Addam’s Family

(Should be done lighthearted and over the top – like the teachers out of the room)
They’re latex and they’re rubber (Everyone hold one up and stretch it)
They’ll help you like no other
Don’t use them? What a nutter!!
It’s condoms now for me
(Addam’s family noises here)
v2) They just aren’t controversial
They don’t need [...]

AIDS
Tune: Let The Rest Of The World Go By
AIDS, we used to say
Was a thing far away
Affecting only strangers, (well, maybe Africa)
And now we see
It touches you and me
AIDS is down the street and in our homes
Like polio someday
We’ll see it go away
Healing meds to cure the folks we love
‘Till then we’re here to [...]

Topics: Government and Politics, Health Care, Women, World Issues  Posted: 03/19/09

Tune: What Do You Get When You Fall In Love?

What don’t you get when you use a condom?
You won’t get AIDS or other diseases
You’ll get to see who he really pleases
Oooo true love wears a condom now
He’ll always wear a condom now
v2)What don’t you get when [...]

Insist On A Condom

Author: Rose DeShaw
Tune: Tennessee Waltz

(Two at a time can take turns waltzing while the rest sing with condoms pinned on their hats)
I’ve got you a condom
I want you to wear it
We don’t need a baby today
The Creator has given
Us good brains for using
When our love gets us feeling, ‘that way.’
v2) A condom’s [...]