1) O you think about romance
O you think about love
Then your brain goes ga-ga
And your mind turns mauve
So before it gets heavy
Think about what’s next
Think about a little condom
If you’re thinking sex
CHORUS
Bye bye fear
Bye bye circumstance
Hello, I’m in charge
Not takin’ a stupid chance
I’m usin’ my commonsense
2) O he doesn’t want a condom
To express his love
And he knows nothing will happen
‘Cause you’re so in love
Just show him where the door is
‘Cause it just ain’t right
When it’s you’ll have the baby
Him that’s out all night
CHORUS
3) In the old days, babies
Burdened young lives down
Before they were ready
To settle down
But now, see, with condoms
No need to fear
Safe sex is the best sex
They’ve invented, dear
CHORUS
3) So you say you wanna travel
Go and see the world
O you wanna do great things
All the tales you’ve heard
If you’ve gotta little condom
Other sex tips how
You can build yourself a great life
and it starts right now!
CHORUS

There’s Icky Stuff Around

1) As I was walkin’ down the street
Down the street, down the street
Made sure I had shoes on my feet
There’s icky stuff around!
2) Wearing a condom’s like that too
Like that too, like that too
Be sure there’s one on You-Know-Who
There’s icky stuff around!
3) Like the reason for a hat on your head
Hat on your head, hat on your head
Keeps the hot sun, bird poop off your head
There’s icky stuff around !
4) Sex’s more fun when you don’t take risks
Hug and kiss but don’t take risks
Love is the best when you don’t take risks
There’s icky stuff around!

(Should be done lighthearted and over the top – like the teachers out of the room)
They’re latex and they’re rubber (Everyone hold one up and stretch it)
They’ll help you like no other
Don’t use them? What a nutter!!
It’s condoms now for me
(Addam’s family noises here)
v2) They just aren’t controversial
They don’t need a rehearsal
Without them – no reversal
It’s condoms now for me!
(Addam’s family weird imitations here)
v3) No condoms? What a rookie! (Make stay away gestures)
It’s icky and it’s ooky
Not using them is spooky
And AIDS may come for me!
(Addam’s family noise)

What don’t you get when you use a condom?
You won’t get AIDS or other diseases
You’ll get to see who he really pleases
Oooo true love wears a condom now
He’ll always wear a condom now
v2)What don’t you get when you use a condom?
You’ll never have worries and doubts and testing
That’s why we’re here and we’re suggesting
True love wears a condom now
Oooo Take away the worry now
Bridge Don’t tell me what love’s all about
‘Cause I’ve been there and I’m still not out
Out of those lies that men tell ladies
I know a condom means no babies
v3)What DO you get when you use a condom?
You get a big load of satisfaction
Then there’s the cuddling without distraction
Oooo Go and get some condoms now!
True love wears a condom now!

(Two at a time can take turns waltzing while the rest sing with condoms pinned on their hats)

I’ve got you a condom
I want you to wear it
We don’t need a baby today
The Creator has given
Us good brains for using
When our love gets us feeling, ‘that way.’
v2) A condom’s a blessing
A little life saver
You can call it a gift from above
If you use them
And wear them
The creator designed them
To help when expressing your love
V3 If a man won’t
wear condoms
Then he isn’t thinking
About what you both need to do
If he loves you
He’ll wear one
It’s that plain and simple
And you’ll know his sweet words
Are all true
v4) A baby has its right
To time and attention
Costs money to give him good food
And wearing a condom
Is all about babies
And bringing them into this world
v5)So don’t pay attention
To those who don’t get it
It’s your body, your life to live
Insist on a condom
Be sure that he’s donned one
And then you’ll have your love to give!
6)P.S. There’s diseases
You must know the AIDS virus
is active and deadly today
Thank heaven, for condoms
The smart folks who use them
That’s love in the very best way!