Tune: Jingle Bells
A fir tree’s in the house
Just ask the dog or cat
Who heartily approve the move
A tree is where it’s at
Pup raises up a leg
Cat perches very high
It’s obviously their Christmas tree
And not for you or I
CHORUS O noses tell
A holiday smell
So much stuff to sniff
goodies, guests and fur tree whiffs
These smells their Christmas [...]

Tune: O Little Town Of Bethlehem
O little pets within our home
Why can’t we sleep in some?
Why must you think that 5AM
Means breakfast time has come?
We don’t neglect your feeding
But in this world of woe
More pillowtime at Christmastime
Is just the way to go!
v2 O pets for whom my house is run
Indeed my life is too
Our walks [...]

Tune: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Have yourself a furry merry Christmas
Maybe just your pet and you
And a turkey (don’t give him the bones to chew!)
Once again, it is time for pets
(Always meal time for sure)
Faithful pets hear the can opener
And they’re begging food, once more
Through the year we all will be together
As bylaw allows
Cuddled [...]

Tune: Good King Wenceslas

When the snow lies round about
Pets do what they oughta
Wrap the tail around the nose
Lie down on the sofa
When the feast of Stephen comes
Pets are in the kitchen
Making sure some goodies fall
Right in their direction.
V2 When a king walks in the snow
Cats look out the window
‘What an idiot!’ they think!
“Out there where [...]

Tune: Beginning to look a lot like Christmas
It’s beginning to look a lot like dogs now
Everywhere I go
It’s not just the yellow snow
The plastic bags (yes, I know -
I wish everyone would pick up but
a doggie has got to go!)
It’s beginning to look a lot like dogs now
Treats in every store
But the very best dog [...]

Tune: We Wish You a Merry Christmas

Dogs really love Christmas
Cats frolic at Christmas
Food tastes best at Christmas
Great day for us pets!
A tree in the house?
No walkies we’ll need
Decorations to chew up
Are welcome indeed!
We’d all love a fishy pudding
Though a turkey will do-o
With extra food at Christmas
We barf up, we do!
All over the rug
And what remains [...]

Tune: Beginning to look a lot like Christmas
It’s beginning to look a lot like dogs now
Everywhere I go
It’s not just the yellow snow
The plastic bags (yes, I know -
I wish everyone would pick up but
a doggie has got to go!)
It’s beginning to look a lot like dogs now
Treats in every store
But the very best dog [...]

Tune: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Have yourself a furry merry Christmas
Maybe just your pet and you
And a turkey (don’t give him the bones to chew!)
Once again, it is time for pets
(Always meal time for sure)
Faithful pets hear the can opener
And they’re begging food, once more
Through the year we all will be together
As bylaw allows
Cuddled [...]

Tune: We Wish You a Merry Christmas

Dogs really love Christmas
Cats frolic at Christmas
Food tastes best at Christmas
Great day for us pets!
A tree in the house?
No walkies we’ll need
Decorations to chew up
Are welcome indeed!
We’d all love a fishy pudding
Though a turkey will do-o
With extra food at Christmas
We barf up, we do!
All over the rug
And what remains [...]

TUNE: What Child Is This?
Mary rode on a donkey’s back
Towards cats & mice in the stable
While sheep & dogs heard the angels sing
In the hills beyond Bethlehem’s stable
Camels carried the three wise kings
Cows looked on at the wondrous birth
All the animals there to see
The babe, the babe in the manager!