Note- This was about 2 years ago. I am presently bagless but still very much amused and laugh when I think of how it went:
The funniest thing that ever happened to me, to date, turned out to be something no one wanted to talk about.  I had absolutely no idea what the solution to a [...]

I couldn’t believe my luck when I woke up recently from emergency surgery for an intestinal obstruction. There, on my stomach, like a good conduct medal, was a discreet little sort of sandwich bag, which, for the foreseeable future, would be externally collecting my poop.
            Oblong, rounded at the corners and rather loosely secured by [...]