PITCHES/BLURBS FOR MY PUBLISHED SHORT STORIES (Where to find them follows soon)

BLURBS for my published short stories & novels NOTE – I’ve had to delete several being considered for publication at the moment. Will keep updating this list.
Body of transvestite found in car trunk on Alaskan birding trip leads aboriginal chief of police to arrest ex wife, owner of local diner but bookseller disagrees. Too Dead The Phalarope
Woman frozen to death discovered in unheated rectory in far north by famous mystery writer whose pastor husband rumoured to be having affairs. The Ragtime Kid Checks Out
3 country club members blackmailed by nude shots Bimbos Breaking Up Old Gang Of Mine
Famous children’s novelist turns up alive in 21st century Manhattan bringing chaos, rethinking and weddings to the lives she touches. Louisa May In Spandex (Book) (unpublished at the moment)
Arsonist mother on cottage vacation caught in burning cabin protesting innocence as unidentified body discovered. Too Many Guys Named Bill
When Whitehorse group home is torched and manager’s body found, baglady resident blamed though niece & transvestite roommate doubt she did it Sam McGee Syndrome
Someone is terrorizing apartment house where young woman lives till a cat and two lovers combine to solve the crime on Valentine’s day. (Published online)
Aunt who marries burglar shortly before his arrest, then weds unfaithful organist, chases nine year old around darkened basement with carving knife, cooing sweet nothings as her bad choices overwhelm. When The Furnace Talked
Playing golf with a pompous know-it-all till someone bumps him off. Golf Geezer From Hell.
13 year old encounters the biological trauma of growing up with no information. New Dress
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Newborn/mother hear shots,death of street people. It’s Easy To Get Killed In Seattle. Unpub
No information about sex leads to comic/tragic consequences. Sin of Lipstick Unpub.